VidZone Update – VidZone’s Annual Alternate Video Awards 2012

Greetings moving music fans to what is undoubtedly the music event of the year so far. I am Ben Creasey your host, here to guide you through tonight’s proceedings as we encounter the winners and losers, the gracious and the jealous, tears of joy and disappointment, the good the bad and the downright mental antics of all this year’s nominees. So as we wait for the celebrities to shuffle down the red carpet and take their seats, champagne in hand in anticipation of maybe becoming the winner of the coveted VidZone Troll, let me first let you know a highlights of this week’s upload.

FEATURES
Artist Of The Week – Evanescence
Including new video ‘My Heart is Broken’ plus their entire back catalogue.
Enter Shikari Exclusive
Massive Live performances from their Camden gig in 2011 including ‘Sssnakepit’ ‘Destabilise’ ‘Hectic’ ‘Motherstep/ship’ and ‘Juggernauts’
Four Music TV (Germany Only)
The biggest Hip-Hop tunes including Blumentopf ‘Horst’ Marteria ‘Verstrahlt’ and Marsimoto ‘Todesliste’
Big Day Out (Australia & NZ)
Featuring videos from the headliners, Kanye West, Hilltop Hoods, Bluejuice and Papa vs Pretty

HOT NEW VIDEOS
Check out some of the great new videos we have too.

Danger Mouse ft. Jack White – Two Against One
Dappy – Rock Star
Emeli Sande – Next To Me
Cover Drive – Twilight (UK IE)
Culcha Candela – Wildes Ding (DE)
Liza Manili – L’éclipse (FR)
Fabri Fibra – Le Donne (IT)
Casper – Auf und Davon (DE)

OK, after finally getting Lady Gaga into the building as she was dressed as a 70ft Stegosaurus, Beyoncé being a bit late due to not being able to find a babysitter and the shock revelation that Skrillex is actually Justin Bieber in drag… (DISCLAIMER: that is not true, or funny!) We are now ready to find out just who the winners and losers really are… Can I have a drum roll please!

And our first category is…
Most Out Of This World Video – Brought to you by Virgin Galactic (DISCLAIMER: LIE)
Not on earth, either physically or mentally. These videos will send you into space!

Katy Perry – E.T
Pixie Lott – Kiss The Stars
David Guetta & Rihanna – Who’s That Chick
Owl City – Alligator Sky
Four Year Strong – Just Drive
AWOL Nation – Sail

WINNER: KATY PERRY! – Huge eyes and huge… finger nails… Only missing a cameo from E.T himself.

Best Product Placement – Sponsored by… whoever will give us the most cash!
Music and big business collide in a shower of product placement, who cashed in the most?

Jennifer Lopez – Papi
Avril Lavigne – What The Hell
Britney Spears – Hold It Against Me
All Time Low – I Feel Like Dancing
Pitbull – International Love
Will.i.am – Harder

WINNER: JENNIFER LOPEZ! So effective the music video was used as the TV advert!

Least Amount of Clothing in a Video – In asc with Tiny Tim’s Tiny Thongs
Whether you like it or not, these boys and girls have very little on!

LMFAO – Sexy And I Know It
Chris Brown – Strip
Shakira – Rabiosa
Beyoncé – Dance For You
Britney Spears – Criminal

WINNER LMFAO! Wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle Yeah! He works out.

Most Controversial Video – Bought to you by Ed’s Randomly Self Lighting Fireworks
Man Babies, handcuffs and crotch heads. My favorite category by far!