Hello, Feasters of the Cake!
Huzzah and Hooray!
Fat Princess has released in a portable way!
With new maps and modes for the PSP,
On top of those already from the PS3!
Play along with your friends, or go online.
You’re guaranteed a most wonderful time!
The new stuff adds up to 50 percent!
You’ve got to admit, that’s rather quite decent!
Made by a talented team at SuperVillain,
You will soon find yourself playing again and again.
Battles are fierce, intense and quite fun!
Soon you too will cry “Cake for everyone!”
OK, OK…. I couldn’t help myself. I have been in quite a festive mood as we near the release of Fat Princess: Fistful of Cake. I couldn’t help myself from trying out a bit of prose. As you can see… I won’t be running off to publish any poetry books in the near future, but I WILL be playing Fat Princess: Fistful of Cake on my PSP. I’m very proud of this game and how well SuperVillain Studios brought all of the PS3 fun into the PSP. Plus they have added so much more to it with new game modes like Demolition, Jailbreak and Grim Reaper, plus the neat Dilapidated mode which adds a neat spin to any game. In Dilapidated mode, you must first repair the hat machines in order to get them operational! The new maps are great, too. They also created a longer story mode to introduce you to these new game elements and help you get familiar with the new surroundings.
There is so much to do and so much to play,
Before you know it, you’ll have finished your day!
Sorry about that… I will stop with the rhymes now. Promise.
In fact, I’m going to finish this up and go play Fat Princess: Fistful of Cake on my PSP. It’s a whole lot of fun in the palm of your hand!
(OK, one more)
Get Fat Princess now on your PSP,
Available for download or on UMD!! (for $19.99)