OK, I would like you all to stop with the FLOCK innuendos. I mean, we’re adults here, most of us anyway. Flockin’ stop that sheep now! I’m telling ya, it’s getting real old.
Here were some of your, uh, witty comments:
“What the FLOCK!? I want to play it!” – Thrasher20
“Why the flock won’t John Diamonon respond to my question?” – Realaride
“Give me a FLOCKING prize!” – XxBigP123xX
LOL. I don’t know about you, but no matter how many times I read your flockin’ comments, it never gets old.
So the wait is over. FLOCK! finally lands on PSN today. Here’s what you can expect:
- Over 50 levels of intense flocking action!
- Level creating, sharing and rating!
- Trial mode! (Basically a demo with an in-game purchase option) Trophies!
- In game XMB music support!
- Two player local co-op!
- Cow poop!
- Flies on cow poop!
- Pigs rolling on cow poop with flies!
- UFOs and a Motherflocker!
- A $14.99 price point.
- Commenters complaining about said price point!
- Gamers purchasing FLOCK and exclaiming that it’s totally worth it!
- More harassment about trophy support for previously released games!
- Shameless cameo appearance by Blanka from Street Fighter!
- Many more surprises and prizes!
I want to set the record straight because I’m not one to hide from anything. We will NOT, I repeat, NOT be charging for extra animals in FLOCK! Yes, the game will be complete with all the sheep, roosters, pigs and cows you can herd to your heart’s desire.
I want to congratulate last week’s contest winners: Jon_Mclane and Corran. Jon won a FLOCK code and a copy of SF4. Corran was the lucky winner of a FLOCK code, FLOCK play set and a Mega Man 9 press kit. If you want to purchase the FLOCK play set, you can buy this extremely limited collectors piece at the Capcom Store tomorrow.
This wouldn’t be a John D blog without a crazy contest now would it? Post #1000 gets a FLOCK code, play set and Mega Man 9 press kit. Only continental US and Puerto Rico will be eligible for the play set and press kit. Please type complete sentences and no consecutive posting. You can post more than once just not consecutively. PM me if you’re the winner.
Also, check here at the end of the month for an awesome announcement!
CCK6-F6BK-5J8E
FEA2-2GBP-2GRL
BM8Q-42B2-6E3G
GJPD-25BT-BDFE
N9CK-25BH-DT4D
9GNC-BCBA-B7F3
FJPB-2EB6-2KJ5
8TKD-D8BQ-6JJC
B29M-KNBG-TFA2
C7NG-KMBA-GFPP
Enjoy!
John “HIERO9D3” Diamonon
400?
400!! ?
*rolls dice*
double 6!
I was close
Post #401
Uh so yeh, BC:R trophies? Anything?
I am going to say the “f” word
not even 1/2 way yet. FLOCK!!!
Realistic FLOCK! CYOA:
You decide to leave but you know you’re scarred for life over what you just saw. You are unable to cope with daily life due to the emotional trauma. What do you do?
A) End yourself.
B) Go to a bar and drink till your mind is cleared.
C) Contact a lawyer to discuss suing John over your emotional trauma.
The suffering the sorrow, the glory the shame, the killing the dying it was all done in vain!
I WANT FLOCK!!!
420
There I said the “F” word
// Hello World;
420?
Flocking Christ, Please John, For Flocking out loud let me win!
Duplicate comment detected; it looks as though you’ve already said that!
DOH!
nevermind, I was 411
ahh man, i was #299 and now #399
Giddy up giddy up 409, 409!
They see me mowin’
My front lawn
I know they’re all thinking
I’m so White N’ nerdy
Think I’m just too white n’ nerdy
Think I’m just too white n’ nerdy
Can’t you see I’m white n’ nerdy
Look at me I’m white n’ nerdy!
Will you add online coop??
(Annoyed Grunt)
My poor f5 key. X/
1000!
I really hope i can win flock it looks fun
RE5 = Awesome!!!!
what’s the difference between a duck?
walk it out!
The world is a vampire!
Everyone is going to be trying for 420….
p.s. 428?
DAMN 1000 will take a while
my mother sells her body on street corners
hurry the flock up
I want this :(
Moving right along
Scoobdude eats peanuts.
This is coming fast.
434?
was on 394 when i posted and i commented as 401…now imagine it’s 994 and i get 1001…ha man i gotta step up my game lol
Fry: What party do you belong to Bender?
Bender: Yeah, I’m not allowed to vote.
Fry: Cuz you’re a Robot?
Bender: No, convicted felon.
Choice C!!!!!!! :D
@432 Sam_W
ahahhahahahah
Am I having fun? Not sure. 452
people lied
people died
HEY
Despite all my rage I’m still just a rat in a cage!
Posting to screw up all your predictions! XD
Halfway there in under an hour.. not bad
#450, 550 to go, 45% of the way through, keep it up!
450
@HouseMorton
Yet, I bought WipEout HD for $20 and it was more than worth it.
I mean, for all the flocking fools that paid $15 for Jeopardy and Wheel of Fortune I have no sympathy. Those are obviously not worth it.
That said, this thing could just be a flocking piece of sheep rolled in fly-ridden cow poop and not worth $1, but I can’t honestly say either way until I actually see it.
The point I am making is that this Blog has lately degraded into a bunch of cry babies who pre-emptively complain at this point.
I think that John pre-empitively made fun of people whining about the price and trophies in other titles should be a definite sign that it has gotten out of hand.
If you think it is too expensive then don’t buy it, politely (keyword) explain that is why in a comment and go about your merry way. If it isn’t worth it the price will come down quickly (Jeopardy did it in under three months). Being immature is not necessary.
FLOCK, I started another debate.